Losing my Racing Virginity… Oh yes…26th October ’10
After getting hooked on the idea of cyclocross earlier in the summer, and despite Pete admonishing me for ‘going over to the dark side’, today saw me line up for the Central CX League race at Icknield near Luton. Despite losing 3 recent weeks of training due to illness, my ‘proper’ CX tyres not arriving and generally being afraid of making a complete idiot of myself, I got my act together and decided today was the day I lose my virginity!
Icknield School was the venue, with a course winding back and forth across their playing fields, up and down a near vertical grass bank numerous times with off-camber drops and turns and a section of horrendously bumpy singletrack through the woods. It was a pretty small field of about 40 riders for the main race so I thought I’d be safe at the back to start, but the race marshall had different ideas when he lined us up and I found myself on the end of the 3rd row surrounded by fit and experienced looking ‘crossers. Oh shit….

Damon Digs Deep
Then we were off, my heart was thumping and I was chasing the pack across the playing field. The leaders quickly did a vanishing act with the super-fast Corley team boys showing everyone how it was done. Before I knew it I was at the barriers which I had never even attempted until a few minutes before on the recce lap (when I nearly fell flat on my face in front of a group of spectators!) and I was off, running, jumping, running, jumping and back on again. I was holding my own and nobody was coming past me – unbelievable! I caught a guy from Team MK that I was talking with before the start and held his wheel for 2 laps before deciding I could push harder, and dropped him. Next up was a Welwyn guy in a bright green kit that was 50m ahead and just begging to be reeled in. A lap later and he was done along with a couple of others. The leaders blitzed past me somewhere during all that as well but I kept safely out of the way and didnt cause them any trouble. Every lap I gained skill on the technical bits and confidence to attack corners harder and things began to come together.
40 mins into it and I was really feeling the pace. Sportives, group rides and the compulsory lamp post sprints against the boys are one thing, but flat out lung-busting laps of pain like this are quite another and it was beginning to tell on me. I inevitably slowed in the last third, but it seemed most others did as well and I kept everyone behind until the Corley boys came out of nowhere and stuck a second lap on me (and almost everyone else it seems) and even gained another scalp who was not happy to see me pass him on a technical section. Then it was the bell and one of the most beautiful sounds imaginable as I realised only one more lap of hell was ahead of me. Best of all was the fact that the bell was ringing for what seemed like a lot of people well behind me – that was a confidence booster. There was nobody around me and nobody to chase so I did my best to give it 110% for the last lap and finished with absolutely nothing left, a very happy boy!
I’ve no idea where I came, although it was clearly well down the field, but I had more than achieved my goal of not being last (or too close to it) and had passed enough people, and kept them behind me, that I rolled back to the car a very happy ‘crosser. For now I’ll forget about the luck I had with no mechanicals, and a relatively simple course that was far drier than it should have been after the last 48 hours of rain, which allowed my ‘wrong’ tyres to work perfectly and the fact that I rode my recce lap with a former junior national CX champion who shared no end of tips with me, and I’ll just bask in the warm feeling of being a ‘racer’. Somehow things will never be the same on a bike again.
Same again next weekend. Damn, this racing thing is addictive!
Tags: CX, Cyclocross, Racing


Great effort Damon.. I see you were well placed considering it was a first effort… Go ShuttVR
Great fun innit?
I always end up in my own race, never really in a position to trouble the Podium Girls, never last…
Very well written and well done Damon
Hard as hell and loads of fun – really brought out the competitive spirit when I had someone to chase or stay away from.
I’m slow and totally uncompetitive but isnt that what amateur racing is all about – just taking part!
Glad you enjoyed, I did my first at the weekend too. Good honest battle – ride hard for an hour, laugh and go home. Cx seems to be having a resurgence – we had 116 in the NW League at Pignut Hill
Good on ye man! Sounds like a good laugh (even though it’d kill me stone dead if I tried….lol)
Well done, Damon…
You’ve just taken the first step into impending financial ruin, and it’s painful, too…